#theres so many of us

[the-bisexual-painter]

The bisexual painter !

HI! joining the chaos, I'm the bisexual painter! I will be making posts bisexual!

I am bi myself, and use they/them pronouns :)

asks should be open most of the time unless I'm away from a computer for a long period of time or there's too many asks.

Other painters:

@painting-red @the-orange-painter @the-yellow-painter @the-green-painter @the-teal-painter @the-blue-painter @the-purple-painter @the-magenta-painter @the-white-painter @the-gray-painter @the-rainbow-painter @the-glitter-painter @the-void-painter @the-pastel-painter @the-high-saturation-painter @the-inverted-painter @the-neon-painter

@the-random-painter @the-mystery-painter

@the-pride-painter @the-lesbian-painter @the-pan-painter @the-aroace-painter @the-trans-painter @the-agender-painter @the-gay-painter @the-xenogender-painter

@the-icy-painter @the-stormy-painter @the-firey-painter

@the-sad-painter

@the-mew-painter @the-hoppip-painter @the-mewtwo-painter

@the-weezer-painter @the-pixel-painter @the-doodle-painter @the-chaotic-doodle-painter @the-scribbles-painter @the-omori-painter @the-howling-painter @happy-little-painter @the-not-painter @the-bird-painter @the-duck-painter @the-scaly-painter @the-deep-fry-painter @the-sus-painter @thecroissantpainter @raidpainter @the-collage-painter @the-gumball-painter @the-pony-painter @the-ghost-painter @the-space-painter @the-music-painter @the-anomaly-painter

deleted(or soon to be deleted) painters: @the-pink-painter @the-bazzow-painter

Feel free to ask to be added I probably missed someone :3

if you’re a painter dm the blue painter if you want to join the discord!

Tags:

#the bisexual painter- general tag for every post!

#bisexual posts - posts I've painted!

#bisexual asks - asks I've answered

#the bi thoughts- not bisexualed stuff

#bi paint rp - roleplay with other painters! :)

this post has been turned bisexual!

[i-c-u-p]

fuck seeing double bitch im seeing Quadroople !!! Countem 1, 2, 3 and 4!!!

[shanklin]

Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling. 

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

[hinamie]

subject, specimen, spectacle;

should i say that you're dead?

[infernal-lamb]

The Lamb Slaying Death Incarnate

(Part of a larger comic....but I sort of like this panel a lot on its own!)

[itslarsyouguys]

Ok in a lot of video games, you'd have someone in your group that can do something cool, like talk to corpses, and then you never use it. Why do they do that.

Veilguard gave us a guy that talks to corpses and legitimately everyone in the group is solving problems by having this guy talk to corpses. He's talking to corpses left and right, I just had three separate cut scenes of corpse guy doing his corpse thing and I love it.

[ashleyloob]

this can't just be me but do you ever hear a YouTubers voice and immediately click off because you just can't stand how they sound and don't know why. even if the content itself is fine

[the-bisexual-painter]

:) hi

made this in advance of the next time it happens

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21/26

[romancantthinkofausername]

i made a painting after this silly specimen :3

[butcharium]

I often do think it is important to call myself a woman. In past I've had kids ask me "are you a man or a girl" and in hindsight I think these kids were quite perceptive of the world. Especially when you're in your 20s it's men and girls, I've seen students write pieces describing themselves as men, but their female peers of the same age they call girls, but I have also heard bisexual women say they like both men and girls. In past I've fallen into that myself and said that yeah I'm a lesbian I like girls, but do I? No I am in my twenties and I am actually only attracted to my fellow adults - women. It does feel more serious, less trivial, both to be and be attracted to women as opposed to girls, and that can be a bit uncomfortable to be faced with. It is also important to me as a butch. I am no longer a tomboy I am a butch I am no longer a girl I am a woman. I am a woman and women can be like me. I don't feel like I've succeeded enough at adulting to call myself a woman, but that doesn't matter. I am 25, and if the word bears other connotations so be it, that's not my problem.

[iphigeniacomplex]

it’s very easy to tell the good satires and pastiches from the bad ones because the bad ones are too afraid to live within the form. like if you are doing work with fairy tales and you are refusing to look closer at the underlying logic and unspoken rules of what can seem at first to be a senseless form, you are not going to create meaningful work. to borrow a turn of phrase originally used by maria tatar, if you refuse to enter “the house of fairy tale” as anything more than a gawking tourist, you will miss the particular order to the way the table is set, the rooms that are locked vs the rooms that are simply difficult to enter, the set of the floorboards and the position of the furniture. whatever you build will then be a gilded imitation of how you believe the house of fairy tale ought to look, the table set according to your educated specifications and every door open. there can be no interrogation of themes from a writer who views the form as beneath them!

[tatretot]

hellooo danandphilgames buddies!! happy belated 10 year (more like 5 but shhh) anniversary :-)

[valtsv]

[bookshelfdreams]

There's no clothing item so great as the humble triangular shawl.

Throw it over your shoulders for some effortless elegance. Pin it with a cute little brooch if you're feeling extra fancy. Wrap the ends around your neck and let the tip trail behind you to be cozy and dramatic. If you need to be practical, cross the ends over your chest and tie them behind your back to keep your boobs and shoulders warm but your hands and arms free. Put it over your head and wrap the ends around your neck - that's a hood! You could even wrap it around your waist, if you're feeling avantgarde and need to keep your kidneys warm.

The possibilities are endless. Tie up your groceries or other small items in it to carry them. You can sit on it instead of sitting on the ground. Wrap it around a small child to keep them snug and safe. Tenderly drape it over the shoulders of a shivering lover.

Cape, vest, headscarf, skirt, tote bag, security blanket, she can do it all. Truly one of humanity's top 100.

[lapdogchase]

this post is so bad my jaw actually dropped. like. yes being trans and going thru the wrong puberty is often incredibly traumatic. that is not the same as the intentional and widespread medical abuse against intersex people (especially children). irreversible medically unnecessary often physically harmful and psychologically harmful+traumatizing hormone treatment and surgeries are not the same as having to go through natal puberty, which is also often traumatizing, but it is different. and you know damn well that is not what intersex people are talking about when they talk about forced medical intervention and abuse. it is not the same thing at all. & this is such an obviously intentional misinterpretation of what intersex activists have been talking about.

[choccy-milky]

seb vs. clora's Childhood Friend™️ 😇🥰 ((from my new chap! ao3/wattpad))